If you listen to Brand New there’s a 999.999 chance that I will lose my clothes spontaneously.
tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world
in my head
with a straight face.
*drug dealer voice* do u wanna buy some self esteem
i wish everyone i hated would turn into fries so i could eat them
new law: if theres someone you want to cuddle with but they are far away the government has to fly you there for free
“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it
I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games